Remember the day I borrowed your brand 
new car and dented it? 
I thought you’d kill me, but you didn’t. 

And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, 
and you said it would rain, and it did? 
I thought you’d say, “I told you so.” But you didn’t. 

Do you remember the time I flirted with all 
the guys to make you jealous, and you were? 
I thought you’d leave, but you didn’t. 

Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie 
all over your car rug? 
I thought you’d hit me, but you didn’t. 

And remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance 
was formal and you showed up in jeans? 
I thought you’d drop me, but you didn’t. 

Yes, there were lots of things you didn’t do. 
But you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me. 

There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you 
when you returned from Afghanistan. 

But you didn’t.

  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight